chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk

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chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while making love

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blytons:

“normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD”

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tomlinbooties:

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what


allisongilbertt:

goodbye , Nina Dobrev <3

im-mishi:
“Zayn left one directionJessica Lange left ahsTyler Hoechlin left teen wolfNina Dobrev left the vampire diaries  WTF 2015?? ”

im-mishi:

Zayn left one direction

Jessica Lange left ahs

Tyler Hoechlin left teen wolf

Nina Dobrev left the vampire diaries 

 WTF 2015??


Who do rappers REALLY make their music?

delalalarosa:

realwonders4u:

gatekeeperjeff:

newkidconfusion:

Drake makes music for black guys who act hard but are actually soft and they still go to their grandmas house on Sundays and mow their yard for free.

Joey Bada$$ makes music for teenagers now who wish they were teenagers in the 90’s but they’re pissed off because they have to deal Macklemore instead.

Iggy Azalea makes music for white girls who like black guys but are afraid to tell their dad because they would get disowned.

Yelawolf makes music for white people who wear camo and live in the country but are ashamed to say they like hip hop because their parents are racists.

Gucci Mane makes music for full grown men with learning disabilities and have 9 children with 3 baby mamas and owe outrageous amounts of child support.

Childish Gambino makes music for teens who don’t like hip hop but say they do when they’re at high school party’s just to sound cool.

Tech N9ne makes music for weird black and white kids who wear skinny jeans but are afraid to say they like ICP because they’re just too weird.

Tyler, the Creator makes music for 11-15 year olds who are shithead delinquents that are overly obnoxious and troll YouTube comments.

Kanye West makes music for himself and doesn’t give a shit if you like it or not because he knows you’ll buy it anyway.

Wiz Khalifa makes music for dudes who get stoned and starts freestylin’ at McDonalds at 2 AM and they think they can legit rap but really they’re just super high.

2 Chainz makes music for black guys who think he’s smart because he went to college and white guys who think he’s funny because he acts dumb on purpose.

Kid Cudi makes music for 24 year olds who haven’t figured out their life, overthink everything and can’t make decisions so they smoke weed to ease their mind but it just makes them lazy.

Pitbull makes music for people who were born in the early 2000’s that think hip hop started in 2007 and they only listen to the radio and don’t know what the internet is.

Lil Jon makes music for black people who hate dubstep but since he says 8 words in all of his songs, they’ll let it slide and say he’s a rapper.

Hopsin makes music for people who think mainstream hip hop is wack but they try to be deep and talk about it too much and force it down our throats so we end up hating it instead.

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😭😭😭

The hopsin one describes my brother to the T, I am crying 😭😭😭😭😭


  • person: i am uncomfortable with bad language--
  • me: okay!! that's fine!!
  • person: --because you are a girl and girls shouldnt talk like that
  • me: eat my entire ass!!!!

  • sees half of my otp: my child
  • sees the other half of my otp: my child
  • sees my otp: my parents

fierceabaddon:

Understanding Fall Out Boy lyrics on the first listen like:

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Reasons to Support “Home”

bonobos-with-frockets:

As you should know by now, the lead is an adorable lil 15 year old who goes by Tip and is voiced by Rihanna. Let me tell you more about Tip:

  • She and her mom (voiced by Jennifer Lopez) are both immigrants from Barbados
  • She’s a big nerd and, as she proudly says more than once to Jim Parsons’ alien character Oh, got an A in geometry
  • She was treated different by the other kids and had trouble fitting in
  • OK LOOK AT HER. SUCH a realistic body! Unsexualized, normal clothes, beautiful curls…love her.
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Anyway, this movie is about imperialism. It’s not even trying to be subtle, like, first minute, bam, imperialism. So sassy.

Tip’s mom is looking for her, and describes her as: “she’s got big green eyes and beautiful brown skin.” Score.

The crowd shots in this movie are the most diverse I’ve seen; you can tell what an effort they put in to incorporate people of all races and body types. There was even a casual Muslim couple conversing with another pair (don’t remember their races), several dudes and ladies with dreads, just so much diversity I couldn’t even take it all in.

Dreamworks needs your help!!! They’re in a bit of a financial pinch, and this studio is too good to go under. 

This movie rocks so please, please go see it!